Brad: hell, I can't even send cards this year! I'm giving out hugs this x-mas Stacy: ooooh I'll take one!
Brad: uuuhhhh.... yeah... I'll have the UPS man pass it on.... so, if a man gives you a hug out of the blue, make sure he is wearing a UPS uniform and says "This is from Brad"... otherwise, he's just a run of the mill perv Stacy: that would be freakin' awesome
Brad: you know, that should be a real service; call someone up, tell them to send a hug to someone.
Brad: but then again, that sounds like borderline prostitution...
Brad: "Thank you for calling Huggin' Hos, would you like to try our three way hug for half off?" Stacy: LMAO ROTF Stacy: that would be awesome though Stacy: seriously
If the word "fae" is mentioned, take a sip.
Dyson shirtless, take a sip.
Bo kisses a girl, take a sip. Take two if it is Dr. Lauren
Dr. Lauren stares at Bo, mouth agape, sip until she closes it.
If a fae power is used, take a sip.
If Kenzi's hair color has changed, two sips; three if it looks freshly raped.
If someone eats something odd, take three sips.
If Kenzi uses any accent at all, take a sip.
If the Ash makes an appearance, take a sip.
If someone mentions Trick's past, sip.
Anytime a new fae is introduced, sip.
Anytime anyone has to explain fae lore to Bo, sip until she gets it.
Anytime the divide (dark and light fae) is mentioned, take a sip.
Dyson has to bail Bo out of a fae situation, take two sips.
Anytime the zombie hooker video game is mentioned, take a sip.
Dyson turns into a wolf, two sips; one if it is partial transformation.
Anytime Saskia/Aoife/Aífe/Eva/whatevs makes a sarcastic remark, sip to dull the pain of it.
A while back I started playing WordFeud on my Droid 2 (Words with Friends for you iPhone users, and Scrabble for the old school peeps) and since many of my friends do not have both an Android phone and the game, I usually just play with Arielle or some other random person. Most people don’t utilize the chat feature that is implemented in the game, they just focus on the game itself. Well, I started a new game today with some random person in the world, and went about playing. On my second turn I was able to play the word ‘hexadic’ which landed on two double word bonus spaces making the score for that word 108. My first double double! ^_^ I’m guessing that didn’t sit too well with the ho-bag I was playing against. I get the chat message “Cheat much?” Cheat? How the hell do you cheat at Scrabble?! Know more words than the other person? Yep, I’m a cheater, bitch. I traveled back in time and invented the word ‘hexadic’, used it enough times, had it spread around the globe so more and more people used it, got it entered into the English dictionary, then came back to the present, hacked the game so I could get the exact tiles that I wanted at the exact moment, and then played that word. I usually do not use such vulgar language as this, but I must in this instance: you ignorant cunt. Why don’t you pick up a book sometime and learn some new words instead of lashing out at others for being obviously smarter and better at word games than you? It’s not our fault you’re stupid! Can't believe she almost ruined my first double double. Now I need a triple triple to make up for it!
BTW, I am SO gonna mop the floor with your bitter, pathetic, limited vocabulary laden ass! >_<
UPDATE: After a heated match of exchanging moves, where upon I had five to eight letter words and she played three to four letter words, she resigned and sent me the message "I don't play with cheaters." How rude! LOL! Well, I don't play with dumb cows that can't own up to their own stupidity and would rather mope and blame others for their limited capacity. Such sad sore losers out there! :-P
Brad: I'm hongree! I'm SO gonna steam some chicken titties when I get home! Stacy: Make me some too, please. I might have to go to my parents tonight and get fed. Stacy: OMG, no shit, my mom just sent me a text msg asking if I wanted to come for dinner... for chicken. It's like she KNEW!
Brad: ROFL!!!!! Psychic Jew Mama! She could have her own hotline and be the new Miss Cleo! Miss Matzo! Stacy: LMFAO!
Brad: Yeah, I had an audible chuckle on that one, too.
Brad: "Hello, I'm Mama Matzo. Would you like to know your future? Will you be rich beyond your dreams. Bubbeleh, take it from me; invest, invest, invest. So, call Mama Matzo and I'll tell ya what you need to know. What, you too good to call your Mama?!" Stacy: LMAO ROTF OMG! Stacy: I'm so sending that to my momma! Brad: LOL!
"I will speak my mind with many colorful and creative words; I will mold my thoughts into various forms of comedy; if it makes me laugh, awesome; if it makes others laugh, awesome-er; but I will never apologize for what I have said; if I offend you, you are more than welcome to stop reading what I post, but don't criticize my views and I will never criticize yours." -Brad Sharp
"I want to go to a mountain top with a radio and good batteries, and play a joyous tune and free the human race from suffering; I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is enlightenment"
My name is Brad Brandon-Nead Sharp, Zaxxon Q Blaque, or just Zax. I am a writer/poet, geek, lover-not a fighter, saucy booze-hound, & all around fun guy, but right now I'm mostly just a cubicle dweller. >_<
Now the facts:
Video games are a HUGE part of my life. The first video game that I ever played was Zaxxon, hence the pseudonym. I've been playing ever since I could hold a joystick. I fuggin' LOVE sushi! Hell, I love anything Asian! ^_^ I wrote a book & finally published it, so please visit my store & get a copy! :-P Currently, I am in the middle of my novel, Nobody, which I hope to be working on soon with my good friend, April. I love discovering new music & obsessing over it for a while. I'm a giant smart arse, but I don't mean to sound like an asshole; I just like to crack jokes... a LOT. It's more of a reflex thing, really. Making people laugh is my number one addiction. Horror & Sci-Fi are also a big part of my life. Q from the Star Trek universe is my FAVORITE character, once again, hence the pseudonym. My favorite color is black (yup, pseudonym) and my favorite number is 13. I'm kind of a dark person, but I'm constantly working on that. Right now I'd like to make some more friends. You can never have too many. They're a good commodity to have on hand! ^_^
As of 2009, I've been out of nine years of solid relationships (three of them for three years each) and now am on my own for the first time in my life. So far it's interesting. I think I'll be learning a lot about myself and life this way. Right now I need to learn to be more outgoing and break away completely from this damned shell that has haunted me for the majority of my life. >_< I also need to acquire a better taste for Ramen noodles so I can save up money faster! LOL! ^_^
If there's ANYTHING else that ya wanna know, then please just ask! I'm quite literally an open book!