Stacy: I'm going to smoke... right after Steve stops messing with the trash.
Stacy: Maybe I should curl my hair while I wait. Because, you know, I'm working SO hard.
Stacy: Dammit! Steve just caught me curling my hair!
Brad: Why does it matter if he saw you do that? He hires such useless twats that just sit there, stare, and fart in their panties, you look like a damn miner in comparison!
Stacy: It just bothers me. I like to at least pretend that I work in the morning. LOL.
Brad: Yep... mining for hair... this new euphemism is brought to you by Brad.
April: Kenzi looks like a little doughnut curled up in my lap.
Brad: Yep, a hairy doughnut. Oh lord... another one. >_<