Monday, April 26, 2010

Inappropriate Comments - The Woe Edition

Why do people leave such inappropriate comments? For example, trying to "one up" the commenter on their status comment of woes, i.e. "Oh, you think YOU'VE got it bad?! Boy-how-dee, lemmie tell ya, I've got it WAY worse!".

   ---#1: I am not looking to win some sort of "woe contest".
   ---#B: I'm not gonna throw down with you and see who has it worse.
   ---#Green: Most of the time their woe is totally different to the one posted, so it would be like comparing apples to dildos. Srsly, WTF?

Then you get the people, the Debbie Downers, who just butt in with their woes in a very inappropriate way, such as posting on someone's obviously happy happy status with a comment that makes the original person feel like a total dick for being so happy! "How dare you be happy on my day of woe!"

Here's my prime example (names have been removed to protect the guilty):

   ---Okay, I have a free weekend and my loan is all paid off. Who wants to do something?! Hit me up! ^_^
      ---You could come up here and go to my grandma's wake... she passed away last night.

For real? For. Real? I did not know how to comment so I just didn't. I was thinking more along the lines of maybe dinner or going to the clubs. I wasn't MOURNING the loss of my loan payments!

I really wanted to say, "Okay, but I get the first dance with her!"

For. Real. >_<

(if this offends you, I do apologize, this was a satirical rant.  Please understand and laugh.)

Monday, April 5, 2010

Played the Two Worlds

Played the Two Worlds 04-05-2010

I've played the two worlds
an actor in both
the identical part
in a journey of growth

The first world so smooth
immaculate, pristine
a perfect bright smile
all-shaven, so clean

Lured by the shine
a beacon to my soul
disarmed by the kind
for once feeling whole

The beauty spouting promises
and compliments ten fold
then turns on a dime
and shows its deathly cold

Judgmental and cruel
rips my soul asunder
now used and disposed of
it moves on to another

The torturous limbo
floating in between
awaiting my next chance
to play my big scene

A new world in my grasp
More rough than clean
More real than the first
More absolute than pristine

More substance to this
More fondness to this
More caring to this
More promise to this

I let myself go
Give into this bliss
and feel a true connection
within every kiss

Between the two worlds
I cannot compare
but this one holds promise
and more acreage to spare

I finally know now
the difference it seems
between achievable reality
and unobtainable dreams

Friday, April 2, 2010


I was given an assignment by Bradley, who is also a fellow poet, as sort of an exorcise to my writing.  I was given the first line and the last line and I had to fill in the rest in thirty minutes.  I am so not used to writing without emotion, but this is what spilled out.  He rather liked it and suggested that I post it on here.  He says that it reminded him of World of Warcraft.  ^_^  I admit, I think it's pretty groovy, too.  Hope ya like it!

The Calm of Cold Cobalt 04-02-2010

The orchids sprayed blue pixie dust
despite my warnings of frost
azure covered my latent trust
as the remnants, to the cold, would be lost

I save what cobalt powder I can
then watch a gust carry the rest away
the blooms, sapped dry, wither and wan
clutching my new treasure, I resolve to stay

The first wave of chills hit like a hammer
Freeze me fast to my core
My futile pleas end in a stammer
Choking on quiet, I await for more

The full on blizzard erupts upon me
The answer lies in my clutch of blue
I inhale, lie down, sleep & drift free
Silence determined which way the wind blew

April Fools Backfire

Okay, so that last post was my April Fools joke, just take your mouse and highlight the big blank space under the blog post to see the hidden message.  What I did not expect was so many people being upset over me leaving!  I feel like such a dolt!  LOL!  That was the only April Fools joke that I could think of!  I'm sorry, peeps, I didn't mean to upset anyone, but I do appreciate the love!  ^_^  That was unexpected and very awesome!  Just know that I am WAY too addicted to the internet and you, my friends, to go anywhere.  Expect years more of Zaxxon Q Blaque's insanity and randomness!  ^_^

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Last post ever. Period.

So, I think the time has come to stop blogging, vlogging, posting, and writing.  I just don’t get anything from it and it takes up way too much of my time.  I don’t have the desire to keep up with this site anymore.  It’s too tedious of a task and I’m calling it quits.  I don’t even know if there’s anyone out there that even pays attention to any of this crap, anyway.  So, this will be the last post I ever do.  It has been fun, but all good things must come to an end.  I will also be deleting my MySpace and FaceBook accounts and deleting all of my online pictures.  I don’t have the time to keep them up to date with my current look.  If ya wanna see me, come see me!  LOL!  It’s that easy!  I will also be taking down ALL of my YouTube videos.  No one watches them anyway and they are taking up to much damn space.  As for all of these past blogs and poems, they will all be deleted in a month.  Sorry, but it is time to for me to join the real world… I suggest you join me do the same.  ;-)

Adios, suckahs!

Brad Sharp (no longer Zaxxon Q Blaque… he died… I murdered him… and hid the body)

If you are a clever little monkey and you see this text, then you should know, if you already don’t, that this is my April Fool’s post.  ;-)  I’m not going anywhere.  ^_^