Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Thursday, August 12, 2010

To tomato or not tomato?

I go downstairs to the deli/cafe type area in my office building. I go to the build-your-own salad bar. I put lettuce, cucumbers, mushrooms, and black olives on the plate. I hear a woman muttering. I turn to see a lady sitting and eating by herself, head turned to look in my general area, finger outstretched and pointing at a chunk of tomato on the floor by her feet. "You dropped something", she repeats. I look at my plate of no-tomato salad and then her plate of what looks like nothing BUT tomatoes. I ignore her and go pay for my salad thinking, "Uh, no I didn't, you lazy crazy!" People really need to take their meds. >_<

EDIT - Ruby Jean!  It was fuggin' Ruby Jean from True Blood!  That loony bitch!

'Cause I'm not large with the butch

So, last night, home alone and bored.  I decide to go play with my makeup (for special effects, not pretty pretty princess) and try to come up with something cool for Halloween.  After playing around with the makeup and washing it off, I say out loud to myself , "Okay, now I need to do something manly to make up for that.  Beer.  I'll have a beer.  That's manly.  Scotch!  That's pretty manly, too!  I'll have a beer and some scotch."  Then I saw a Hershey's Bliss bar, "Oooooooo!!!  Chocolate!  Yay!"  Masculine fail.  >_<  Yeah... the butch never works with me. Not that purses fall out of my mouth every time I speak or anything flamboyant as that!  :-P I try to spit, I end up with a dribble... belches come out silent... and when I scratch myself, I crush a nut. >_<  So, I'm somewhere in the middle of butch and queeny.  This is why I consider myself more geek than gay.  There just isn't a category for me... but I kinda like it that way!  ^_^

Oh, if you can guess (NOT Google) where the title of this post came from, you get bonus geek points from me!  ^_^