Stacy: so, I had a bunch of fruit for lunch, and I'm burping up weird fruit flavors
Stacy: I'm not enjoying this part of "I'm trying to be healthy"
Brad: *burps and smacks lips* "Mango? WTF? I didn't have a mango!"
Stacy: I had grapes, strawberries, cantaloupe, honeydew melon, watermelon and ... wait, I think that's it.
Brad: holy hell! and you're not shitting yourself? O_O
Stacy: and then, I had a fiber one bar.
Brad: that is asking for a pants full of ass explosion... tempting fate, gurl...
Stacy: well, it was a small bowl of fruit
Stacy: and it was a small fiber one bar.
Brad: may I have permission to post this? this is funny as hell!
Stacy: ....*sighs* yes.
Brad: you'll be famous!!!
Brad: "Hey! Isn't that ass explosion girl?!"
Stacy: I like farting fruit girl better
Stacy: brapppt .... "hey, do you smell apple?"