Okay, since Quickies for Commoners is going away, I need to post this awesome blog here for archiving. ^_^
Created by Stephanie Smith and myself.
If the word "fae" is mentioned, take a sip.
Dyson shirtless, take a sip.
Bo kisses a girl, take a sip. Take two if it is Dr. Lauren
Dr. Lauren stares at Bo, mouth agape, sip until she closes it.
If a fae power is used, take a sip.
If Kenzi's hair color has changed, two sips; three if it looks freshly raped.
If someone eats something odd, take three sips.
If Kenzi uses any accent at all, take a sip.
If the Ash makes an appearance, take a sip.
If someone mentions Trick's past, sip.
Anytime a new fae is introduced, sip.
Anytime anyone has to explain fae lore to Bo, sip until she gets it.
Anytime the divide (dark and light fae) is mentioned, take a sip.
Dyson has to bail Bo out of a fae situation, take two sips.
Anytime the zombie hooker video game is mentioned, take a sip.
Dyson turns into a wolf, two sips; one if it is partial transformation.
Anytime Saskia/Aífe makes a sarcastic remark, sip to dull the pain of it.
Friday, July 15, 2011
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
I got my law degree from FaceBook! ^_^
Okay, seriously... everyone that is posting shit about the Casey Anthony verdict and how you are SO outraged and that justice wasn't swiftly delivered... read all the facts. I'm glad that you went to law school here on Face Book and followed the rest of your outraged peers like sheep with posts like "Karma/God/A higher power/Elvis will judge her", "Seems that if you want to kill someone, move to Florida!", "Poor Caylee can't rest in peace now", "The jury is a bunch of idiots!", etc, but I can tell you that the verdict delivered was the only one that could be delivered.
Let's just get this part out of the way: No, I do not think that parents should murder their kids and get away with it. Do I think she did it? I'm not Jeebuz, so I don't fuggin' know, nor do I really give a crap! I don't know the bitch or her kid and I certainly will not give in to the media circus that has pitched their tents once again on a little white dead girl. You people are sucked into the sensationalized media blitz and have no idea that they are feeding off of you! You will post and spread the articles, buy the books, watch the TV movies, and buy the t-shirts or other crap honoring the memory of that little girl. Guess where that money goes? You think it goes to building some sort of memorial to her? Nooooo. It goes to the media ringmasters, the lawyers, the publicists, and the family. Good job, American suckers! ^_^
We now continue with the rant in progress: People are outraged over the fact that the defense team was seen having champagne at a bar directly after the verdict. If I were on the defense team, I would have gone out for a few drinks myself, also! They did the job they were hired to do and while I don't agree with the verdict, the jurors followed the law to the T. If anyone is to blame here, it is the prosecution who did not make their case. They did not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Casey Anthony had something to do with the death of her daughter. If you've ever been even part of jury duty selection you know how strictly you must follow the rule of basing your decision on the evidence presented. It is emphatically expressed to the jury by the judge that you cannot hand in a verdict of guilty based on what you think about the person on trial, or even what you personally think about the case itself. You have to remove yourself completely from the case in order to be objective and consider the entire body of evidence presented during trial. The verdict of guilty can only come from proof based on the evidence presented and only that evidence.
I'm sure everyone on that jury thought she was guilty, but when the prosecution fails to present evidence that proves that she is actually guilty, there is only one verdict that can be handed in. The jurors are not to blame here and shame on all of you for completely ignoring the process of the justice system. You are all basing your outrage on what you thought the verdict should be and calling out the jury, who all have made what was most likely one of the most difficult decisions they've ever faced.
The system worked... the prosecution failed.
Now please... PLEASE, enough with the tacky FaceBook posts; they will not bring her back!
I'd really hate to start hiding people!
P.S. If you have ever tried to get out of jury duty... sorry... you cannot say a gawddamn word... so, STFU.
Let's just get this part out of the way: No, I do not think that parents should murder their kids and get away with it. Do I think she did it? I'm not Jeebuz, so I don't fuggin' know, nor do I really give a crap! I don't know the bitch or her kid and I certainly will not give in to the media circus that has pitched their tents once again on a little white dead girl. You people are sucked into the sensationalized media blitz and have no idea that they are feeding off of you! You will post and spread the articles, buy the books, watch the TV movies, and buy the t-shirts or other crap honoring the memory of that little girl. Guess where that money goes? You think it goes to building some sort of memorial to her? Nooooo. It goes to the media ringmasters, the lawyers, the publicists, and the family. Good job, American suckers! ^_^
We now continue with the rant in progress: People are outraged over the fact that the defense team was seen having champagne at a bar directly after the verdict. If I were on the defense team, I would have gone out for a few drinks myself, also! They did the job they were hired to do and while I don't agree with the verdict, the jurors followed the law to the T. If anyone is to blame here, it is the prosecution who did not make their case. They did not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Casey Anthony had something to do with the death of her daughter. If you've ever been even part of jury duty selection you know how strictly you must follow the rule of basing your decision on the evidence presented. It is emphatically expressed to the jury by the judge that you cannot hand in a verdict of guilty based on what you think about the person on trial, or even what you personally think about the case itself. You have to remove yourself completely from the case in order to be objective and consider the entire body of evidence presented during trial. The verdict of guilty can only come from proof based on the evidence presented and only that evidence.
I'm sure everyone on that jury thought she was guilty, but when the prosecution fails to present evidence that proves that she is actually guilty, there is only one verdict that can be handed in. The jurors are not to blame here and shame on all of you for completely ignoring the process of the justice system. You are all basing your outrage on what you thought the verdict should be and calling out the jury, who all have made what was most likely one of the most difficult decisions they've ever faced.
The system worked... the prosecution failed.
Now please... PLEASE, enough with the tacky FaceBook posts; they will not bring her back!
I'd really hate to start hiding people!
P.S. If you have ever tried to get out of jury duty... sorry... you cannot say a gawddamn word... so, STFU.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Attack of the Post Holiday Small Talk
I really hate the fuggin' small talk with clients and bank tellers after a holiday:
"Hey there! How's it going? Have a fun fourth? What did you do? See lots of fireworks? Eat lots of good food? Drink lots of beer?"
Hooker, just give me the information I want and DO NOT waste my precious time prattling on and prying into my private life! >_<
*what I really want to say to make them shut up* "Yes, had a blast! Went to a Big Banging Gay Orgy to celebrate our freedom and shove firecrackers up our butts. Woo! You should come next time!"
You know damn well the default polite answer is gonna be "Yes, had fun", so why bother asking?! Just get to work, fart face!
And don't even start to tell me about the details of your holiday!
I. Don't. Know. You.
We are not friends, we are not related, so what in the world make you think that I give two flinging shits about your celebration?!
"... so there we were at the beach..."
"I don't care."
"... then this gust of wind comes up..."
"I don't care."
"... blew the bottle rocket off course..."
"I SO don't care."
"... and instead of exploding, it fell into the water! Ha ha!"
"Ha ha, I don't care!"
There seem to be a LOT of sad lonely people out in the world that need more work to do. :-\
"Hey there! How's it going? Have a fun fourth? What did you do? See lots of fireworks? Eat lots of good food? Drink lots of beer?"
Hooker, just give me the information I want and DO NOT waste my precious time prattling on and prying into my private life! >_<
*what I really want to say to make them shut up* "Yes, had a blast! Went to a Big Banging Gay Orgy to celebrate our freedom and shove firecrackers up our butts. Woo! You should come next time!"
You know damn well the default polite answer is gonna be "Yes, had fun", so why bother asking?! Just get to work, fart face!
And don't even start to tell me about the details of your holiday!
I. Don't. Know. You.
We are not friends, we are not related, so what in the world make you think that I give two flinging shits about your celebration?!
"... so there we were at the beach..."
"I don't care."
"... then this gust of wind comes up..."
"I don't care."
"... blew the bottle rocket off course..."
"I SO don't care."
"... and instead of exploding, it fell into the water! Ha ha!"
"Ha ha, I don't care!"
There seem to be a LOT of sad lonely people out in the world that need more work to do. :-\