Inappropriate Comments - The Woe Edition

Why do people leave such inappropriate comments? For example, trying to "one up" the commenter on their status comment of woes, i.e. "Oh, you think YOU'VE got it bad?! Boy-how-dee, lemmie tell ya, I've got it WAY worse!".

   ---#1: I am not looking to win some sort of "woe contest".
   ---#B: I'm not gonna throw down with you and see who has it worse.
   ---#Green: Most of the time their woe is totally different to the one posted, so it would be like comparing apples to dildos. Srsly, WTF?

Then you get the people, the Debbie Downers, who just butt in with their woes in a very inappropriate way, such as posting on someone's obviously happy happy status with a comment that makes the original person feel like a total dick for being so happy! "How dare you be happy on my day of woe!"

Here's my prime example (names have been removed to protect the guilty):

   ---Okay, I have a free weekend and my loan is all paid off. Who wants to do something?! Hit me up! ^_^
      ---You could come up here and go to my grandma's wake... she passed away last night.

For real? For. Real? I did not know how to comment so I just didn't. I was thinking more along the lines of maybe dinner or going to the clubs. I wasn't MOURNING the loss of my loan payments!

I really wanted to say, "Okay, but I get the first dance with her!"

For. Real. >_<

(if this offends you, I do apologize, this was a satirical rant.  Please understand and laugh.)

04-06-2010 aka Life Laughs at Brad

Played the Two Worlds

Played the Two Worlds 04-05-2010

I've played the two worlds

an actor in both

the identical part

in a journey of growth

The first world so smooth

immaculate, pristine

a perfect bright smile

all-shaven, so clean

Lured by the shine

a beacon to my soul

disarmed by the kind

for once feeling whole

The beauty spouting promises

and compliments ten fold

then turns on a dime

and shows its deathly cold

Judgmental and cruel

rips my soul asunder

now used and disposed of

it moves on to another

The torturous limbo

floating in between

awaiting my next chance

to play my big scene

A new world in my grasp

More rough than clean

More real than the first

More absolute than pristine

More substance to this

More fondness to this

More caring to this

More promise to this

I let myself go

Give into this bliss

and feel a true connection

within every kiss

Between the two worlds

I cannot compare

but this one holds promise

and more acreage to spare

I finally know now

the difference it seems

between achievable reality

and unobtainable dreams

Assignment

I was given an assignment by Bradley, who is also a fellow poet, as sort of an exorcise to my writing.  I was given the first line and the last line and I had to fill in the rest in thirty minutes.  I am so not used to writing without emotion, but this is what spilled out.  He rather liked it and suggested that I post it on here.  He says that it reminded him of World of Warcraft.  ^_^  I admit, I think it's pretty groovy, too.  Hope ya like it!

The Calm of Cold Cobalt 04-02-2010

The orchids sprayed blue pixie dust

despite my warnings of frost

azure covered my latent trust

as the remnants, to the cold, would be lost

I save what cobalt powder I can

then watch a gust carry the rest away

the blooms, sapped dry, wither and wan

clutching my new treasure, I resolve to stay

The first wave of chills hit like a hammer

Freeze me fast to my core

My futile pleas end in a stammer

Choking on quiet, I await for more

The full on blizzard erupts upon me

The answer lies in my clutch of blue

I inhale, lie down, sleep & drift free

Silence determined which way the wind blew

April Fools Backfire

Okay, so that last post was my April Fools joke, just take your mouse and highlight the big blank space under the blog post to see the hidden message.  What I did not expect was so many people being upset over me leaving!  I feel like such a dolt!  LOL!  That was the only April Fools joke that I could think of!  I'm sorry, peeps, I didn't mean to upset anyone, but I do appreciate the love!  ^_^  That was unexpected and very awesome!  Just know that I am WAY too addicted to the internet and you, my friends, to go anywhere.  Expect years more of Zaxxon Q Blaque's insanity and randomness!  ^_^

Last post ever. Period.

So, I think the time has come to stop blogging, vlogging, posting, and writing.  I just don’t get anything from it and it takes up way too much of my time.  I don’t have the desire to keep up with this site anymore.  It’s too tedious of a task and I’m calling it quits.  I don’t even know if there’s anyone out there that even pays attention to any of this crap, anyway.  So, this will be the last post I ever do.  It has been fun, but all good things must come to an end.  I will also be deleting my MySpace and FaceBook accounts and deleting all of my online pictures.  I don’t have the time to keep them up to date with my current look.  If ya wanna see me, come see me!  LOL!  It’s that easy!  I will also be taking down ALL of my YouTube videos.  No one watches them anyway and they are taking up to much damn space.  As for all of these past blogs and poems, they will all be deleted in a month.  Sorry, but it is time to for me to join the real world… I suggest you join me do the same.  ;-)

Adios, suckahs!

Brad Sharp (no longer Zaxxon Q Blaque… he died… I murdered him… and hid the body)

If you are a clever little monkey and you see this text, then you should know, if you already don’t, that this is my April Fool’s post.  ;-)  I’m not going anywhere.  ^_^