This... this is the MOTHER of ALL spam e-mails!!! I mean, just... wow! If anyone falls for this, they DESERVE to lose everything they own, including but not limited to various internal organs. If you really think that you were in a near fatal accident which rendered you deaf and dumb (is that even PC anymore???) and that you forgot about it until this e-mail, you need to save us all the time, space, and resources and fling yourself off the nearest cliff to make room for someone with half a brain. Now, I present to you, the most EPIC spam e-mail EVER!!! ^_^
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JP MORGAN CHASE BANK, NA/CTC
20-22 Berkeley Square
London W1J 6EQ
United Kingdom
Office Phone +447035959636
Fax: +448704861139
Private Email:greegho@yahoo.com
Attention:
I am Gregg Hollcot from JP MORGAN CHASE BANK it have been very clear that you once had a contract in Nigeria/Inheritance and your money was swiftly transfer into our bank without your notice because We just receive this shocking news of a near fatal accident that left you with a broken spinal cord which impaired your ability to hear and speak.
In order words, we have been officially informed that you are now invalid, deaf and dumb arising from a motor accident which damaged your spinal cord. This information is provided to us by your Nigerian Lawyer appointed to oversee your transaction.
Furthermore, the Lawyer presents us a set of documents to portray that you have willed your funds to him and has given him a Power of Attorney to take over your transaction and claim your outstanding funds accordingly.
In view of the sympathetic and sensible nature of this report, we are obliged to confirm this from you before taking action in favour of your Lawyer by wiring the funds to his chosen bank account as well as sympathize with you.
Please confirm the validity of this report and state clearly whether you are invalid, deaf and dumb arising from your auto accident.
To further convince us that you are the very person, I would prefer you call me immediately you receive this message otherwise, we would have no choice but to act according to you’re Will.
Your Company Name
Your Full Name:
Your Occupation:
Sex:
Country/State:
Your Physical Address:
Marital Status:
Office Phone Number:
Home Phone Number:
Cell Phone Number:
Copy of Your Identification:
Thanks,
Mr Gregg Hollcot
JP MORGAN CHASE BANK
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*signs*Yeah, I'll get right on that... dumbass.
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Zaxxon Q Blaque (Brandon "Brad" Nead Sharp), born and raised in central Texas, started writing at a very young age. His first book, the cliché of an author's first publication containing collected poems and various writings titled "~Scribblings~ From a Sidewalk Notebook", was published in early 2000 and has had two revisions to date. He is gearing up to release the third revision. The book is a timeline of sorts, recording the dark ramblings of a fifteen-year-old boy through adulthood who is trying desperately to find himself in a town deprived of culture and art.
Zax also maintains a personal blog, ZaxxonQ.com, where he writes various pieces to continuously improve and hopefully publish a second book, his first work of fiction. His passion in life, ever since he could work a VCR, has always been horror. His most recent endeavor explores writing short horror which will eventually be collected into an anthology....
Zax also maintains a personal blog, ZaxxonQ.com, where he writes various pieces to continuously improve and hopefully publish a second book, his first work of fiction. His passion in life, ever since he could work a VCR, has always been horror. His most recent endeavor explores writing short horror which will eventually be collected into an anthology....
Did you notice that in 1 spot it says that it needs to confirm this information to process the transaction, and in the last paragraph it says that it will process the transaction if you do not reply?
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yeah... I was thinking "Go for it, you fuckers!" :-P
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