Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Brad: Olive Garden really isn't the best... but it sure is good when it's free!
Stacy: HAHAHAHA, no doubt! Everything tastes better when it's free!
Brad: Man, I AM a Jew... just told a friend the same thing I told you and she said "Hey, you can't complain; it's free."
I said, "Watch me."
Stacy: LMFAO ROTF. I'm rubbing off on you
Brad: "Can you believe these bread sticks?! As cold and tough as my ex-husband! And this salad! Yeesh!
It's 50% fekokteh onions!"
Stacy: OMFG ... how long did it take you to figure out a spelling for "fekokteh"? Fakakta.
Brad: LOL!!! I thank Google... I searched "yiddish fucking"... with the adult filter ON, thank you very much.
Stacy: LMFAOROTF... OMG, I might just pee a little
Brad: I want Yiddish "fucking", not "Yiddish fucking"! Oy vey!
(I have a little old Jewish man accent in my head right now)
Stacy: Oh, Brad.... stoooooop! I'm going to peeeeeeee!
Brad: OMG, that is the fastest onions have ever acted! O_O I got some gas BAD! About to toot my dook-horn
aka butt trumpet! Seriously... the salad was about 50% onions.
Stacy: Butt TUBA more like it.
Brad: HEY!!! ......... shaddap. At least I got a nice, deep, baritone bellow and not a fruity gay little piccolo tweet.
Stacy: OMG piccolo farts! I'm totally using that!
Brad: Piccolo Butt= *chirp* "What was that?!" "..... bird."
Me= *ahWOOOOOGAH* "What was THAT?!" "Ships are coming in."
Stacy: LOL! On the drive to work... dude... I smoked myself out. It was baaad. I don't even know what I ate! I thought it was a little poot... it assaulted my nasel passages with such a vengence... I almost had to apologize ... to myself...
Brad: ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Stop it! You're gonna make me clear out the office!