Sunday, October 31, 2010

Saturday, October 30, 2010

My Participation Ribbon 10-30-2010

My Participation Ribbon 10-30-2010

I strive to be first, but I'm always last
I clutch my participation ribbon steadfast
I see the others and where they have laid
I gleem in the fact that at least I played

10-30-2010 aka Insomnia & Kiki

Thursday, October 28, 2010

M.A.R. 06

The obligatory flashback episode (minus actual flashbacks, you're welcome).  Yeah, ya kinda have to have read the ones before this to get it, but even then it's still funny.  ^_^

Psst... click the pic. ^_-

A Journey 10-28-2010

A Journey 10-28-2010

It is not the end, just an altered beginning
rough to start, aspirations of winning
the gleeful, the horror, and all in between
the traveling road and the sights to be seen
kisses and misses and hugs between friends
the happy and the crappy and the fences to mend
looking forward to the endless scene
looking behind to see how far you've been
standing in the moment to take it all in
a deep breath and sigh to start it again
hopeful anticipations in the rocky path
like a phoenix arising from the fiery aftermath
never knowing if I will crash or soar
but I know that I'll keep coming back for more
striving and longing for that happy ending
but still, that's not the end, just an altered beginning


Where in the hell did THAT come from?!  o_0

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Help Me

Help Me 10-27-2010

Help me carry my heavy heart;
My beast of burden,
my cross to bear.

Help me clear my heavy head;
Of thoughts so leaden
with deepest care.

Help me with my loving nature;
So easy to tease,
distract, and trick.

Help me quiet my trusting soul;
Such gullible ease
that makes me sick.

Help me stop my generous kindness;
Open to treason
and silent self-fray.

You can't help with any of this;
'Cause you're the reason
I feel this way.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Online Dating Rant-A-Palooza!

A’ight, peeps, strap yourself in and hold on to your bloomers, I’m about to lay down a rant.  Yes, there will be strong language and mature content, so children, please leave the room.

Online singles sites; a marvel of the digital age.  No longer must you troll dingy, smoky bars buying drinks for random strangers that you know nothing about, wasting countless amounts of money only to find out that that person has a rubber fetish or something equally as disturbing.  You can find out so much about all sorts of people instantly without even having to actually speak to the person first, if you choose to do so.  There are so many things about these kinds of websites to love, and besides the full membership fees that some of them have, I can only see one other flaw in their design: the fugging people themselves.

(Now, please keep in mind that this is not directed to any one person in particular because it has happened to me numerous times, so if one of you are reading, no hard feelings.  I just need to get this off my chest and since this is my blog, I figured it would be a great place to do it.)

First off, when you make your profile, you do realize what kind of site it is, right?  No, is not for the avid matchbook collector, is not for mad scientists, and is… well, I don’t have anything clever to say about that, it’s just funny to say; I mean, c’mon, “Gay Bear”?  Kinda redundant doncha think?  Might as well just call it “Gay Gay”.  Anyhoo, I digress.  My point is that these are supposed to be dating sites, as in trying to find that one person that you eventually wanna end up with by dating them.  If you are looking for just friends, then do not take that person out on nice romantic dinners, shower them with compliments, and proceed to get intimate.  That does not a friendship make.  I hate to break it to ya, but that is called D-A-T-I-N-G.  It seems that we as a society have lost the real meaning of that word.  If you want friends, get on FaceBook or MySpace… is MySpace even relevant anymore?  I am so not hip.  :-\

Then we have the person that is just not sure what they want, yet.  Um, dude, maybe you need to take some alone time to figure that out first instead of getting a second person involved in your indecisive antics?  It just isn’t fair to them if you’re trying to figure shit out while they think that everything is going peachy as hell and developing feelings for you.  I don’t want to say it’s akin to leading someone on, but it’s in the same phylum.  If you are not sure what you want, please, for the love of love, deactivate your profile until you feel that you are ready so you don’t unintentionally hurt someone in the process of making up your mind.

Finally we have those skeeze-bags that just wanna get the world record for getting it on with as many people as possible… either that or racking up the most STDs that the human body can handle at one time.  Ew.  Please… please… disconnect your internet and stop associating with the human race, you filthy pig monster.  >_<  Some of us have standards and morals... or at least our own view of them.

In closing I just want to reiterate my points of interest in hopes of educating anyone who might be reading; if you are looking for just friends… no touchy touchy; if you do not know where you are in life and what you want… seek counseling or a ‘higher power’ until you can suss it out; if you are just looking for a little ‘brown chicken brown cow’… please just go away, filthy pig monster.  I hope that this has helped… I know I feel much better!  ^_^

Thursday, October 21, 2010

... and now for something completely different...

That is all.  ^_^

It Gets SO Much Better

I apologize for the awkward beginning and poor lighting! Still, the message is there and I hope that these videos help out.


Sunday, October 17, 2010

State Fair 2010

I finally got to meet Sheena and Zach and see Liza again while going to the State Fair for the FIRST TIME EVER!!  ^_^

Photo album here.

"We are... Essited Bishes!"

Friday, October 15, 2010

The Best of Both Worlds 3

The Best of Both Worlds 3   10-15-2010

I dream of substantial
I fantasize of real
I wish for foundation
I pray to fulfill

Wanting the magic along with my science
reading the myths while utilizing fact
Why can't I have the best of the best?
Grounded in both reality and abstract

I conceive of conclusive
I imagine of true
I visualize absolute
I long to ensue

Life is too short to stay cemented in concrete
Life is too short to just lust it away
Can an amalgam extend the enjoyment in life?
A happier medium, the blissful array

Monday, October 11, 2010

The 10-11-2010

The 10-11-2010

The downward spiral
The exotic dance
The infectious viral
The illustrious trance

The lustful waiting
The fantastic blow
The alluring sedating
The life altering low

The alone seclusion
The black rising tide
The yearn of inclusion
The demanding rules abide

The drink of seduction
The sensuous thirst
The lustful distraction
The long piquing burst

The words on the paper
The meaning within
The inhaled vapor
The exquisite sin

Friday, October 1, 2010

The Haunting of the Crops

In honor of the month of spooks starting, here is a scary TRUE story told by IM messages:

Brad: I've started getting gassy every time I eat bacon.

Brad: NNNNOOOOOOOOO! Say it ain't so!  :-(

Stacy: oh... brad... I don't even know what to say :(

Stacy: but it's totally worth it. ;)

Brad: well, yeah, if i can just blast them out at home

Brad: but I gotta sit on a binder clip to spare my co workers

Stacy: lol  take a "walk" and crop dust  ;)

Brad: they always follow me back to my desk!!!!

Stacy: then you're not walking far enough ;)

Brad: I could go outside, crop dust, come back inside, then I'd hear the automatic doors opening back up again, and I look but no one is there...

Stacy: LMAO

Brad: it's spooky... I have pootergeist O_O


Brad: I think my butt is the location of an ancient Indian burial ground. >_<

Stacy: oh .... oh god... stop! I was on the phone with a CLIENT WHO JUST GOT FIRED... trying not to laugh in his ear

Brad: ROFL!!!