Friday, December 10, 2010

Oh, we’re gonna have words, alright, “friend”!

A while back I started playing WordFeud on my Droid 2 (Words with Friends for you iPhone users, and Scrabble for the old school peeps) and since many of my friends do not have both an Android phone and the game, I usually just play with Arielle or some other random person.  Most people don’t utilize the chat feature that is implemented in the game, they just focus on the game itself.  Well, I started a new game today with some random person in the world, and went about playing.  On my second turn I was able to play the word ‘hexadic’ which landed on two double word bonus spaces making the score for that word 108.  My first double double!  ^_^  I’m guessing that didn’t sit too well with the ho-bag I was playing against.  I get the chat message “Cheat much?”  Cheat?  How the hell do you cheat at Scrabble?!  Know more words than the other person?  Yep, I’m a cheater, bitch.  I traveled back in time and invented the word ‘hexadic’, used it enough times, had it spread around the globe so more and more people used it, got it entered into the English dictionary, then came back to the present, hacked the game so I could get the exact tiles that I wanted at the exact moment, and then played that word.  I usually do not use such vulgar language as this, but I must in this instance: you ignorant cunt.  Why don’t you pick up a book sometime and learn some new words instead of lashing out at others for being obviously smarter and better at word games than you?  It’s not our fault you’re stupid!  Can't believe she almost ruined my first double double.  Now I need a triple triple to make up for it!

BTW, I am SO gonna mop the floor with your bitter, pathetic, limited vocabulary laden ass!  >_<

UPDATE: After a heated match of exchanging moves, where upon I had five to eight letter words and she played three to four letter words, she resigned and sent me the message "I don't play with cheaters."  How rude!  LOL!  Well, I don't play with dumb cows that can't own up to their own stupidity and would rather mope and blame others for their limited capacity.  Such sad sore losers out there!  :-P


  1. LOL! Thanks! My way of venting is joking about it while still putting people in their rightful place. ^_^

  2. I think WordFeud has a few major bugs when it comes to calculating scores. Check out this crazy move. There are a few other Scrabble clones on Android Market that at least get it right.

  3. @Anonymous, that is on a random board where the bonus spaces are placed randomly. If you look closely, you can see that the tiles are on many various bonus spaces. It is not a glitch, but that right there is the reason that I just use the standard board.