Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Kellogg's Corn Pops feat. Samuel L. Jackson!

So, this is one of my very first blogs ever and during a recent conversation, decided to resurrect it.  Enjoy!  ^_^

Kellogg's Corn Pops feat. Samuel L. Jackson!

I love Kellogg's Corn Pops, I also love Star Wars, and I also hold Samuel L. Jackson dear to my heart, but these do not compare to my love of SUPER COOL FREE TOYS IN MY BREAKFAST CEREAL!!! When I saw ALL of these things combined into one shiny new product, I almost wet myself right there in aisle 9 of the Wal-Mart Super Center. I can hear the intercom announcement now, "Clean up on aisle 9.... again." Aaaaaaaaaaaanyhoo, there it was, offering me the promise of a NEW SUPER COOL FREE LIGHT-UP LIGHTSABER SPOON!!! I had to have it. Got it, ate it WITH my new super cool free light-up lightsaber spoon, and felt bliss. But something was wrong. VERY wrong. Sammy, as I like to call him, wasn't looking all too happy. Matter of fact, he was down right glaring at me across the table, lightsaber in hand and held high, ready to do some serious Jedi ass-whoopin'. Hell, I'd be mad too if they put my mug on a box of sugary fun-time that tarnished my hard earned image of a gat toting, cap bustin', expletive spewing, bad ass. That's when it hit me. Jackie Brown. No, Jackie Brown didn't come up and bitch slap me. I had just recently seen this blockbuster flick staring the aforementioned uber-actor, and seeing him furrow his brow at me as I ate gave me an idea, NO, a MISSION! I must right what was wronged when they stuck Sammy's bald head on a kid's breakfast cereal offering toys, giggles, and bunnies. Sammy is not about bunnies. I was thinking of "Samuel L. Jackson POPS! ...A Cap In Yo' Ass", but it just didn't have the right ring to it and that phrase has been WAY overdone. No, I had to go with the message that he was silently speaking to me with his slit eyes of rage. Below, you will find the scanned image of my completed mission of what it would be like to have Sammy, the REAL Sammy, on the box of his own cereal. I hope you enjoy and spread word,



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