Tuesday, May 1, 2012
How do you know that you have watched WAY too much Katy Griffin - My Life on the D-List? When you have a dream that YOU are a famous comedian.
Scene: Late at night in a grocery store, the bakery area, one person there closing up.
I asked the lady if she could stay and make me one thing before she leaves. She agrees (y'know, because I'm SO famous) and I hand her a bag of Hershey Kisses, the cherry cordial kind. I ask her to make me those sugar cookies with a kiss on the top. She makes them and I thank her with $1000 and "Thank you so much! Had you not put speed bumps on these damn things, the whole bag would've been gone in an hour!" She laughs.
Scene: Walking in a parking lot, in Kiki drag (side note, I am thin and hawt as hell!), and I see Shane Dawson.
He greets me (y'know, because I'm SO famous) and asks me how I'm doing. I answer, still in character, "Oh, busy as fugg! Just workin' and tryin' to raise my chidlins." "I didn't know you had kids!" "Yeah... little Jamiroquai and little *random clicks and whistles*, named after my ancestors from the motherland... Germany. You know..." He laughs.
Scene: My big ass mansion (y'know, because I'm SO famous), talking to Geoffrey, my live in butler (he's about 60).
"There's a wet spot in the living room! It was either you or the dog! Either way, someone is getting whacked with a newspaper!" He laughs and cleans it up.
I have issues... >_<